Sunday, January 07, 2007

Plattsburgh Muck Farming Cultivates Needed Income





Cash-strapped Plattsburgh, NY is trying muck farming to cover a shortfall in revenue.

At certain sites in the city the median between the sidewalk and street has been replaced with a muck bed. Due to the mild winter, the first crop of compost should be ready to harvest within a couple of months, weather permitting.

In the meantime pedestrians, dog-owners, and drivers are asked to avoid any contact with the nutrient rich but manure-laced muck beds. No one or his pet should step into the squishy compost.

And while it is difficult for local drivers to stay on the road due to lack of proper motor skills caused by genetics, alcohol, drugs, or a combination thereof, extra caution must be maintained to avoid disturbing the muck’s growth cycle, i.e., don’t drive your vehicle through the beds.

Severe penalties will be imposed on those who trespass on the muck strips. Of course, such fines will generate even more revenue for the city.

The city of Plattsburgh has announced a new awareness campaign centered on the slogan:

DON’T F**K WITH THE MUCK –
IT’S THE LAW!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interesting photography and commentary! Really liked rainy koffee kat table.

Luke T. Bush said...

Anonymous:

Thanks for the feedback.

You're not related to the other Anonymous that has left a message here before, are you?

If you don't want to leave your real name, that's OK with me. But if you could sign your comment with a pseudonym besides the generic "Anonymous," it would be greatly appreciated. After all, there are many members of the Anonymous family and I don't know if you're the mother, father, son, daughter, or even the weird great uncle.

Best,

Luke

carlovely said...

Hi there!

I met your tonight at the kat, i was part of doprah & told you i had a blog too.

you are very interesting - your photos are great, you are a great witog ;]

talk to you soon

-carly

Anonymous said...

Ha! No, I am not related to any other anonymous. I will come up with a handle. Keep posting. I check your blog all the time!

Luke T. Bush said...

Carly:

Thanks for the comment.

As for being a "great writog" - well, unless someone else beat me to it, I coined the term and since I'm the only writog I know, it's easy being "great." No competition. [G]

Best,

Luke

Luke T. Bush said...

Pax:

The handle you have now is OK.

Hmmmmm... Pax Romana. Isn't that grated romano cheese laced with Paxil?

Best,

Luke