Technicality Could Block Trump From Swearing In
By Sue Doe, Ersatz News Service
A little known rule pertaining to the swearing-in of a new
president might keep President-elect Donald Trump from gaining control of the
White House.
The Founding Fathers wanted to prevent any unqualified “boy
kings” from assuming the presidency after seeing the ensuing disasters with
young rulers in Europe. As reported
Trump has stubby fingers and small hands.
The size of his hands must meet the requirement set forth by the swearing-in
rules. The hand he places on the special
ceremonial Bible must at least fit the rough outline of an adult hand imprinted
on the cover.
DC insiders claim Trump’s organization is trying to suppress
this critical detail from the public.
Now that he's entered the realm of politics he can learn to be just as corrupt as all the others.
ReplyDeleteBeing a quintessential CEO he should already have a good head start in the "corruption" and "duplicity" departments.