Is Rotten Orange “Green?”

Think green. Care about the environment. The latest fad.

Now take your Halloween pumpkin. Last fall when the holiday was over you could’ve tossed it in the trashcan. But why bother? Just dump it outside on your lawn. During the winter it will slowly rot and deflate. When the warm weather finally arrives, the sun will biodegrade what’s left.

Of course, it looks like crap, but who cares? This is only Plattsburgh. And if visitors to the city feel green from looking at such stuff, so what? Vomit is also biodegradable. Ask any pub-crawler who didn’t properly regulate his intake during a night downtown.