When Dan Stewart was mayor of Plattsburgh, he issued a proclamation: this winter the sidewalks shall be clear! And – Behold! – all sidewalks were kept passable, the snow was shoveled away!
But Dan Stewart didn’t rest on his laurels. When the warm weather came, he declared: All sidewalks shall be free from untrimmed hedges. And – Behold! – from that time all hedges in the city have been properly cut back.
One wonders how Dan is doing with his new job in Albany. If I could only Behold! his latest accomplishments…
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