News Item Or Sci Fi Story?

Was teleportation involved?

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CONDITION UPDATE

CUMBERLAND HEAD -- One man is in stable condition... after a one-car accident Saturday evening...

Shawn J. Burnell, 21, of Plattsburgh was emitted to CVPH Medical Center, where officials said he was in stable condition...

--Press-Republican, POLICE LOG, page A9, Monday, Sept. 13, 2010.

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