Smile! You've Been Googled
Over the years, as I've mentioned many times on this blog and my old website, I've been hassled about taking photographs. But a corporation like Google can drive through and shoot up the place -- in a photographic sense, of course -- no problems for them.
Next time I'm being hassled, I'll say I'm a Google Verifier, hired to double check images for its Street View service.
And if someone still bothers me, I'll tell him to mind his own business and if he doesn't like that, "Bucket!"
(I know -- such language is beyond the pail.)