Buttheads Bucket Up
There are a couple of large wooden buckets downtown near the corner bookshop. They’re filled with fresh soil, waiting for flowers to be planted, all part of an effort to spruce up the block. In the meantime, certain individuals consider these buckets perfect for another purpose.
Yup, filthy butts sure spruce up downtown. But that’s not enough. The buckets need some used needles and condoms to give them visual variety.