Wednesday, July 26, 2006
The Bestest Candidate
VOTE FOR A REAL CLOWN!
VOTE PLATTSY FOR MAYOR!
Plattsy sez: “Yup, I’m the one that should elected ringleader of the Plattsburgh circus. Remember my name on Election Day.
“Other candidates have platforms. Well, I have a pratform! Here are two planks from it:
“FREE BALLOONS FOR THE KIDS! (Or prophylactics if they’re sexually precocious.)
“A DOG SHIT PATROL! Tired of stepping in that canine fudge on the sidewalks? Well, I know a couple of clowns who are experts at handling shovels (unlike too many overpaid city workers). If clowns can pick up after elephants, then they can surely handle anything left behind by an uncurbed pooch.
“Before he left, former Mayor Dan Stewart described one of the city events as ‘the biggest and the bestest.’ Well, if you want the biggest and the bestest, Vote For Plattsy! Don’t let amateurs do a clown’s job.”