Wednesday, May 10, 2006

What A Crumb

"What a bloody mess," sez Plattsy the Clown, AKA The Spirit of Plattsburgh. "Kids, when you grow up, try to take pride in your work, unlike the crumb who left this mess behind. Doing a good job is one thing, but picking up after yourself is just as important. Someone has been fixing the brickwork on some of the buildings in downtown Plattsburgh, a commendable effort, but the laborer has left a mess behind for the second time. Look how big some of the chunks are. Well, your pal Plattsy tripped over one of these chunks and I'm taking legal action against the city. Mayor, you'll be hearing from my lawyer who originally hails from Singapore. His name is Mr. Sueya."

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